Dear 2009

So far, New Year, you have been bi-polar. I can't handle this much longer, please stop.
Lets try even keel with little bit of extra happy and a tiny bit of extra sad. Do you need meds for this to happen, 2009? I'll talk to some people I know if you do, I have the hookups.
2009, here's the deal. I have expectations for you, I think that they are reasonable. So lets get your shit together.
Thanks so much

So much

I am so angry, I'm nauseous
I am so proud, I'm silent
I am so tired, I'm almost apathetic.
I am at a loss.

Also, I hate how accurate my horoscope is:

Good Morning

I think I have taken to snoring. I'm not sure because the majority of my sleeping is done alone, and when not alone I'm am with someone who snores to make white noise (that is the claim, I love the guy).
Anyway, I keep waking up with a dry, scratchy throat. I'm not sick and I doubt I'm dehydrated- so, I must be snoring. If my body can suddenly pick up snoring, then there must be someway to get it to stop. But how?

This is going up at The Shork...maybe those creative folks will have a solution.

Curious

How is it that women are so easily effected by their mothers?

Vote, Bitches!

I voted on Friday...over achiever that I am. Not that you need the reminder, but please vote.