Special Request

I want to bake. I love baking...but this damn diet keeps me off of the good things about baked foods (simple carbohydrates, fat, sugar, flour, high energy density awesome-ness). So here's the thing, I need someone who wants to eat and remove from my presence the cupcakes, cookies, blondies, brownies, pies or cakes that I may or may not end up baking. Here's what needs to happen, we set a side a time to bake, we bake, I sample one serving of baked good (you sample as many as you want), we enjoy eachothers' company, you go home with the baked goods in question. You can do whatever you want with them, just don't let me have 'em.
I warn you, I am good at baking...you will want to eat the food I make. I want to eat the food I make, hense having you take it away. It is best if you are not on a diet.
Or, I could get over it and understand that my desire to bake is more just a desire to eat baked delicisiosness and move on.
So, let me know or make me learn. Either way is good.