Honestly, my insides, what the fuck? What the hell did I do to you? I'm not doing anything different, or for that matter anything new--you are. I am not sick in anyway, if we don't count what you are doing to me. I would like to drink coffee without the stabby-stabbiness, I would like to eat meat (or other complex proteins) without the general ick, I would like to consume more than room temperature water comfortably.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Apparently, not to you, digestive system. Are you mocking me? The pain, grumbles, etc never lasts longer than 2 minutes--and you evidently continue to do the job you were biologically assigned.
So, intestines, here is the deal. You have a week to sort things out. Otherwise, I will take us to the doctor to get poked at...which neither of us really wants to happen. So figure this nonsense out, before I have to get blood drawn. Please let me remind you, digesting organs, you really don't want to tick off the circulatory system.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Apparently, not to you, digestive system. Are you mocking me? The pain, grumbles, etc never lasts longer than 2 minutes--and you evidently continue to do the job you were biologically assigned.
So, intestines, here is the deal. You have a week to sort things out. Otherwise, I will take us to the doctor to get poked at...which neither of us really wants to happen. So figure this nonsense out, before I have to get blood drawn. Please let me remind you, digesting organs, you really don't want to tick off the circulatory system.
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