Good Morning

I think I have taken to snoring. I'm not sure because the majority of my sleeping is done alone, and when not alone I'm am with someone who snores to make white noise (that is the claim, I love the guy).
Anyway, I keep waking up with a dry, scratchy throat. I'm not sick and I doubt I'm dehydrated- so, I must be snoring. If my body can suddenly pick up snoring, then there must be someway to get it to stop. But how?

This is going up at The Shork...maybe those creative folks will have a solution.