Dear 2009

So far, New Year, you have been bi-polar. I can't handle this much longer, please stop.
Lets try even keel with little bit of extra happy and a tiny bit of extra sad. Do you need meds for this to happen, 2009? I'll talk to some people I know if you do, I have the hookups.
2009, here's the deal. I have expectations for you, I think that they are reasonable. So lets get your shit together.
Thanks so much